You don’t need to be on the ice to get sent to the box. Any hockey parent knows the real danger zone isn't the crease—it’s the mudroom floor at 6:00 AM. Whether it’s a stray elbow pad, an unzipped bag, or a rogue puck, "tripping over hockey gear" is a daily minor penalty we all serve.
Featuring our signature bold typography and the P-blade icon, this tee is a wink and a nod to the organized chaos of a hockey home. Printed on premium, garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric, it offers a soft, lived-in feel that’s tough enough to survive the most cluttered hallways.
Apparel with an Assist™
We know the only thing more hazardous than the gear on the floor is the price tag when it breaks. At Puck Motion, we’re helping you clear the ice. Every purchase of this shirt earns you $5 in Stick Assists, specifically dedicated to lowering the high cost of your next hockey stick or repair.
The Details:
Signature Style: Bold "2 Minutes for Tripping Over Hockey Gear" chest graphic with the P-blade icon.
Maximum Comfort: 100% ring-spun cotton; soft-washed, garment-dyed finish for that authentic retro look.
The Fit: Relaxed unisex fit—built for comfort during those long weekend tournament hauls.
Stick Assist™ Eligible: This purchase automatically earns you $5 in credit toward a new hockey stick or repair.
